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Anekdotes

 

Anekdotes


Zvans pie durvīm. Tās atver
mazs puisītis.Onkulis:
-Te no ieņēmumu dienesta!
-Tēvs mājās?
-Nē
-Un mamma?
-Arī noslēpās.....

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Divi trakie izbēguši no trako nama
Mūk.
Pirmais:
-Mežu redzi?
-Nē,koki priekšā!

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Ai maksāšu ar karti,negribu tērēt naudu.

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-Mīl,nemīl,mīl,nemīl.........
-Dakter lieciet mierā manus zobus!

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Raksti arī TU smieklīgas anekdotes

Komentāri (1)  |  2011-11-12 16:13  |  Skatīts: 5172x         Ieteikt draugiem       TweetMe   
iveta korkla* - 2011-11-12 17:47
Teti,kapec papagaili ir zali. -Vejs kokos vinus parak sasupo.


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